i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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