If i could tip my vagina, i would.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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