walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
They are going to name an STD after you.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
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