as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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