Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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