Well douche your snatch and let's go!
you guys were way drunker than both of me
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
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There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
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a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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