that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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