...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
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I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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