im drinking this country out of the recession.
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Green mimosas i think yes
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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