3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
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The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well