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(586): View more from Michigan

Don't forget I'm 20 now

(1-586): View more from Michigan

I liked you more when you were 19

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(630): View more from Illinois

Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.

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(503): View more from Oregon

New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.

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(904): View more from Florida

I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me

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(307): View more from Wyoming

i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer

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(914): View more from New York

Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS

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(440): View more from Ohio

I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv

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fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.

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(845): View more from New York

For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.

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