You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
These People Made Expensive Mistakes That They’ll Regret Forever
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
were you high?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Things The Opposite Sex Just Doesn’t Understand
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles