So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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