they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
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somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
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