Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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