i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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