Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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