I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
