Me. At least after what I've been through.
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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