my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
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