I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
