what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
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I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You made out with two different species that night
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when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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