just tell him i said nine months
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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