make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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