oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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