I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
last night I used snow as a chaser
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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