And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
As shirtless as possible
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
sex in a hospital.. check
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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