I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
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Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
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The feeling are messing with the penis
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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