But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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