She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
Randomize
