I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
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