the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
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