You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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