It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I am puke
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
My legs feel like baby dolphins
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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