i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
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So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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