i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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