Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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