I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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