i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
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hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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