Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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