thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
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Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
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Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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