Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
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Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
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I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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