This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
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