god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
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I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
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