Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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