wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
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