I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
