Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
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I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
You were trust falling into bushes
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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