Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
You can tell a man will be prosperous by the power of his farts- A fart that can shake the room is a voice that can change the world.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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