This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
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