Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
