As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
two words...techno handjob
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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