thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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