brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Please, let me fuck your mom
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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