i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
Randomize
