Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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