I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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