facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
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Tornado booty call.. dedication
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
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