lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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